Thursday, March 25, 2010

"EVER CHANGING TIME YET NEVER CHANGING EXOTICS"-PART 1(CENSORED)

Hi all,
After reading utkkrush's post, i also got motivated to write something dat shares

our experience of d past 2 months.Well, utkrrush post was more of a serious one but i will

be telling u the exact situation and circumstances thru wich we have been going thru all d

pros and cons,but,focus will be on pleasant one.

I have divided this post into 2 parts-
First part will be having the exact feelings of dis whole EXOTIC Family while we were abt

to leave for INFY. And the 2nd one will be on a lighter note...Expressing the changes in

our lives and also "SOME SECRETS Revealed" n haan i m gonna break one rule...post will be

not in full ENGLISH....lolz

LETS BEGINNNNNN........

In this whole period, Exotics Were not dormant but doing some or other Mischief(yup its d

right word to use...:P)
Well...Where should i start, okay lets begin wid the day we left..it was 23rd JAN

09...and we were having our test from 22-23 JAN...ofcourse...no one was in a mood of

giving a test...it was a mere formality...the point was dat we were to be separated...i don

know for how much tym...so, i was not at all in the mood of leaving the college.I remember

the way we did malling in d last week before our parting. Seriously, i njoyd each and every

moment.As time was running, we really realized how much we cared n luvd each other. Though,

there was lots of fighting among ourselves but we were d ones who njoyd all the situations

whether gud or bad to the fullest and "TOGETHER"....

I know i am getting into very serious note...but please dont Cry...:P....jaise ki Rishabh

bolta hai ki..."GUPPY RONA NHI"...iss line ne mujhe sabse jyada rulaya hai...really...i

did'nt realize dat i was having such a strong bonding wid all of d Exotic Members...
The day i was leaving...was one of d saddest day of my life...the feeling of Separation

cant be expressed in wrds.Aur haan,,,"RONE ke FESTIVAL" mein mera poora saath diya tha NIKS

ne...mujhe lagta tha ki NIKS hi sabse bada rotlu hai...but...my favourite line.."AB AAGE

KYA BOLUN...:P"...Aur haan...KAKA, VAI,JEDI,BACHHE,BAKUL,PAKKYA ko kaise bhool sakte

hain...inki "BHEEGI PALKEIN" mujhe dulhan ki vidai ka scene yaad dila deti hain...(i know

it was a bad one)...aur ye line padhne ke baad sab yahi bolenge ki..."HEY BHAGVAAN...kitna

gandawala tha..."
But iss beech mein, there was one person jisse hamein rota hua dekh ke khoob maza aa rha

tha...one n only...BAPU...but i know him...main janta tha ki ye jitna strong dikha rha hai

apne aap ko...utna hai nhi...but seriously...ye ek baar bhi nhi roya(hamare saamne)...:P

Haan...ek baat to bhool gaya...UTTI n DHRUV kaun se kaam mein lage hue thein...

DHRUV is tym ka accha use karte hue...SUDHIR MISHRA se contact kar rha tha...though ABHI

YAHAN KA YE HAAL HAI KI...SUDHIR MISHRA ko koi poochta bhi nhi hai...:P...just kiddin...
Well...Dhruv kisi aur kaam mein laga hua tha...jo mujhe bhi nhi pata....

Aur haan...UTTI bhaiya...apni FUTURE PLANNING(bura mat manna...plz) mein lage hue thein...
beech beech mein kuch nautanki karke hamein hansane ka kaam bhi kar lete thein...


Haan...BHAI...MISS ANA AGGARWAL or shud i say MISS IIM AGGARWAL bhi to thi...jo BATMEEZ bol

bol ke hamein hansane ka kaam karti thi...Congrats ANA once again...

Haan bhai...hamare NRE kRRISH bhi kuch kar rhe thein...yaad aaya...PHOTOGRAPHY...inhone

apne photography ke talent ka poora upyog kiya in dino...

Richa bhi mall pe ghoomte hue kabhi kabhi dikh jati thi...:P

AB shru hota hai INTERSTING PART------------------------------------------

Now, i m GOING to write FAMOUS QOUTES OF OUR EXOTIANS-

JEDI- mujhe yaad aate hain wo gane...jo maine jedi ke liye banaye hain...

ye lijiye aap log bhi inhe suniye...aur haan imagine kariye JEDI ki shatir

hanseen....
1."CHHOD do Aanchal JEDI Chhed dega....."
2."CHHEDO-CHHEDO Get on the floor....iss gane ka ek aur version hai 4 dhruv...:P"
3."ek jungle mein aadhi raat mein ek lomdi chillattiii hai---JEDOOWWWWWWWWWWWW"

aur bhi bahut se gane hain...but ab jedi bura maan jayega...."DHARTI KE BHOJON n BAJIYA

HAI GARAM" are my all tym favrites...

NIKS-

haan bhai...latest one is "MAIN KHAJJAL HO GAYA HUN" n older ones..."HADD KAR RHA

HAI...10Rs ke biscuit ki hi to baat hai..."

"SUUNN main kya keh rha hun..."

"KAISI BAATEIN KAR RHA HAI..."

aur haan wo exam ke tym ki special baat...yaar padha de...ungli rakh de kisi bhi topic

pe....nautanki no.1
IPMSNGR PE "HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

BAPU-
"HAI MERI BACHHI.....PYAARI BACHHI....BACCHI DILAO GADHON...."
"BACHHI ADAAYEIN DIKHATI HAI...."
"ARRE MERE SCOOTER....LEMRETA..."
aur aaj kal to ye bolta kum hai n practical jyada karne laga hai....for details contact

UTKKRUSH...

KAKA-
ye nhi...inki badboo poore H1 mein bolti hai....fir bhi kuch wrds hain

"HUM KAHI RHE THEIN...."
"AAAHHHH....ooohhhhhh..."
"DEHATI.....KANPUR DEHAAT"
but... KOKADEV ROCK......:)


VAI-
"POOOOOOOO-oooooooo-oooooooooooo-OOOOOOOOOO"
"ARRE HATAO SALA....."
"BHAK SAALA KYA SAALA...."
"TIFFANY GRLS"
"____ GATA HUN MAIN GUNGUNATA HUN MAIN.....:)"
"___ ne mere Pet pe laat mari hai...dis was d highlighted dialogue of our 5th sem...."

UTKRRUSH-

ye hai SARI GANDI BAATON KA SOURCE....
HAR sem mein kuch nye aur gande wrds yahi le ke aate thein hamare grp mein...

FOR ex..
latest- "SELL URSELF...ARRE JA BECH AA...Tu to k****a hai"
"UTKKRUSH SE BACHNA HASEENO...."
"DID u mean UTKKRUSH....?"
"HAR LADKI KA SAPNA...apni CV mein LIKHE ki wo iss session mein INKI GF REH CHUKI HAI"
"BACHPAN SE SMART HAIN"

DHRUV-
Haiwaniyat ke pujari hain ye....
APPENDIX ke shejade....:)
Certifications ki daud mein hamesha aage rehne ki iccha rehti hai inki...
BRANDED KAPDE pehenne ka natak karte hue...ALIGANJ ke BUDHBAZAAR se OCTAVE ki T- shirt late hain...OCTAVE Ki Banyaan,socks...hanky...sab kuch OCTAVE...

PAKKYA-
ye hai "RAJASTHANI CHICHORA...:P"
Bhai...inki to bas yahi baatein yaad aati hain...Senior Mams ko chhedne ka craze hain-"ARRE HAMARE SAATH BHI GHOOM LO...!!"
Ladkiyan chhedna inki HOBBY hai...E.g.-"ARRE KAHAN CHALI JA RHI HO..!!"

fav dialogues-"SUNO TO SARI...main GUNNIS BAAR PHATTAR MAROONGA...:P"
latest hobbies-room pe khana banana....n haan latest dialogue(sry pakkya...main ye batane ja rha hun...)---"(situation-koi orange kha rha tha)-pakkya says-"KASH ________....;)

BACHHA-
yaar ye kahani shru hui thi "PHOONK" mvi se...niks has the credit of making him say "PHOOOOOOOONNNNNKKKKKKKK" most of the times...
"BONES...." dekh laha hun"

latest dialogues-"AAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO........or AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH"...most of the times,he speaks dis only...
"ANKURRRRRRRRRRRR....ANNNNNNNNKKKKKKURRRRRRR"...karke jab koi bulata hai,he gets excited.
baki main notice kar rha hun iski harkatein...2nd part mein aur details doonga...

BAKUL- no dialogues...becoz ye inke wrds mein hi koolness basi rehti thi...bakool...baraf ka jhonka...tafri karni ho to inke saath ho lena chaiye..."BAKAR" karne mein expert

KRRISH-
inka khulke kansna hi sabkuch bolta hai...

ASHISH n BABBA-"LAO SAALA CHAI LAO..."

haan bhai....iss badi si post ke peeche JEDI responsible hai....usse galiyan dena...uski post dekh ke mujhe josh aaya hai...

Aur haan...ANA ka BATAMEEZ n THAPPAD MAROONGI...are jewel in d crown...

chalo...its tym to BID ADIEU...

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7 comments:

  1. mujhe aisa maloom hua hai ki maine kuch jyada secrets reveal kar diye hain...isliye...post ka censored version jaldi hi milega...but do let me know kaun-kaun baatein hatani hain...

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  2. saala jhuta kewal do insaan hi ro rahe theee...
    dono emotional phool..
    hamein to khushi ho rahi thee ke 3 4 mahine aab chain se gujarenge.
    sabe bure pj marne 2 insano mein se ek kam ho raha tha

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  3. arre isne apne baare main to batay nahi tha......... jab hum bakul n rishabh chedth hain iss to guard-guard chillata hain upar se saala roj coupon se ice-cream aur shake peeta hain.... aur room pe jaon to ...... national geographic and hamari antara dekhta rahta hain......

    neways mast likha guppy you rock man you fock the stage
    2 faasttt 2 fudddiousssss.......

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  4. khud ka to likh manduu ke deewane
    "I LIKE U. BYE"
    "AB TUMHE TO SAB PATA HI HAI"
    LIPSTICK FACTORY!

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  5. s.... Infy me tumko rone nahin diya..
    yeh nahin bataoge.
    publicly gaali nahin denge...
    formality ke liye BATAMEEZ THAPPAD MARUUNGI likh diya....
    I agree NIKS rotlu hai bt tum peeche nahin ho....
    aur Utti ko koi matlab nahin hai..
    apne GRHASTH jeevan me usse koi nahin dikhta (abb tuu bakwaas nahin maaregaa).
    Aur BAAPU ki bachi fest pe khush thi(koi cheddne ko nahin tha).
    Baaki tumhaari Mandu dikhi nahin...

    Bt sabse mast yeh hai ki maine Infy bhi misss nahin kee n naa college bt kuch baaki hai fr d story 2 end...
    Sm part of me still remains in Infy n college me toh m bak .....

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  6. Guppy Rocks...!!
    Ultimate Post..!!

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  7. nice post gappinder singh dhoni...:)

    pura cover kiya hai laundene..keep up the gud work!!

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